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Hard Boiled Eggs

from Pat Regan and the Baby Boys by Pat Regan

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I picked up a book and I tried to read
You better believe it was by Graham Greene

I picked up a book and I tried to read
You better believe it was by Graham Greene
I put the book down cause I never read
All I do is cry and watch tv
(And by tv I mean porn)

Oh baby
I'll have hard boiled eggs for dinner
Oh baby
And for dessert a fuckin' pecan pie
Oh baby
Check-a my Facebook wanna feel-a like a winner
Cause all I do is cry and watch tv
(By tv I mean porn)

Dance around my apartment in my underwear
They're smelly and gross but I don't care
Microwave a fresh new pair of underwear
Slap em on and kick back in my chair
(Technically couch but that didn't rhyme)

Oh baby
I'll have hard boiled eggs for dinner
Oh baby
And for dessert a fuckin' pecan pie
Oh baby
Check-a my Facebook wanna feel-a like a winner
Cause all I do is cry and watch tv
(By tv I mean porn)

Feed my iguana his name's Uncle Bob
La la la la la la la la
My mom calls me up on the phone says "have you gotten a job?"
Not yet mom

All I really wanna do is rock n roll
Bust a couple nuts and smoke a bowl
Shake my ass like my name was Ms Beyonce Knowles
Shake my shit so hard my bowels lose control
(And I'm sorry to give you that image)

Oh baby
I'll have hard boiled eggs for dinner
Oh baby
And for dessert a fuckin' pecan pie
Oh baby
Play-a a game of minesweeper on beginner
And then it's time for me to cry and watch tv
(By tv I mean porn)

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from Pat Regan and the Baby Boys, released April 12, 2016

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